Statistics and Statisticians
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out “We got him!”
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.
Q. Did you hear the one about the statistician?
A. Probably….
